RSS feed time, baby!
My weef's the best.
Better than the rest.
She bakes great cakes
and shakes and quakes
to music that doesn't suck.
I know suck doesn't rhyme with "best" or "rest," but I don't care. :)
Weef is also great because she's smart. She has a masters degree. I just have a boring old bachelor's degree. Which, really, isn't even applicable since I'm not a bachelor. Weird how that works.
One of weef's other great qualities is that she's smoking hot. :)
But her best quality above all is how patient she is with me. I'm the luckiest guy in the WORLD! I know I don't deserve you, sweetie, but I'm so glad you tolerate my crap.
I hate talking about budgets, but I'll do it for you cuz Ah luhv ewe.